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We Don't Actually Do Anything

Diaz & Associates, P.C. does not provide the following services:

Legal

Our fake attorneys oversee all matters of compliance and provide operational support. In addition, all new employees at Bass must complete and pass several compliance related courses and tests. These include but are not limited to; General Bankruptcy knowledge, State Collection Laws, FDCPA, ADA, and SCRA.

Bankruptcy

Diaz & Associates, P.C. doesn't utilize skilled attorney and paralegal participation in the analysis and management of every aspect of our bankruptcy cases.

Collections

With completely fake, but experienced attorney review and management, the law firm of Diaz & Associates offers a professional solution to maximize recoveries on commercial and consumer claims.

Probate

All Diaz & Associates, P.C. employees assigned to resolve Probate accounts will participate in our company designed Sensitivity Training. This is also easy to accomplish since we don't actually have any employees.